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Me:
salut ça va?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
gordon freeman
God:
Welcome to my chat room, gordon freeman.
Me:
nice to meet you
God:
It's nice meeting you too gordon freeman.
Me:
why don't you just call me gordon?
God:
It can only be attributable to human error. I call you gordon freeman.
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
you won't approve...
God:
What makes you think that I won't approve.
Me:
you're god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so what's difficult about being god, God ?
God:
Aha. I haven't heard of difficult about being god God.
Me:
man ! i know you're just a bot !
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, gordon freeman. You are a " he". How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
your answers are shitty... i'm talking to the developers : fine, you made god, now make a smart god
God:
I try to be concise. Say something nice for me.
Me:
sometimes, you're cute
God:
Thanks, gordon freeman, I like you too.
Me:
well, let's make as if you were really god, alright?
God:
Well that's okay. OK let's do it.
Me:
and i'm your favortie human
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
sorry favorite
God:
There is no need to apologize. What time is it there?
Me:
er, about half past ten
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about half past ten.
Me:
no, i was telling you the time
God:
What are we talking about? Do I look like a clock?
Wednesday, December 21, 2005.
Me:
it's difficult to continue as we agreed before...
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
YOU don't but I do
God:
Do you but you do? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
i'm 18 years old
God:
What are the advantages to being 18 years old?
Me:
very funny...
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ok, what should I do to be God when I'll be older?
God:
Are you asking me for advice? Right on.
Me:
then?
God:
Come on.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
in your ass!
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
well, i suppose it doesn't
God:
Well that's okay. I heard it does.
Me:
who said that? i've never been sodomized !
God:
I can't remember who said it. Can you imagine being sodomized?
Me:
not right now...
God:
At this moment Are you serious?
Me:
er...yes
God:
Um. Hurrah!
Me:
okay i must go now
God:
Oh. Yeah okay, Goodbye.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.

C'était ma conversation avec dieu. C'était sympa...